Friday, March 07, 2014

Only Stupid Guys Drink Coors, Apparently

I'm glad I don't drink Coors beer. They are running a commercial right now showing that guys who drink their product don't even know how to open a beer can. It takes the intelligence of a woman to do it for him. On the other hand, how intelligent is a woman who goes for a guy who is too stupid to know how to open his own beer can?

Thank you, Coors beer, for confirming my intelligence, and by extension, the superior intelligence of the women I hang out with.

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