Friday, March 07, 2014

Only Stupid Guys Drink Coors, Apparently

I'm glad I don't drink Coors beer. They are running a commercial right now showing that guys who drink their product don't even know how to open a beer can. It takes the intelligence of a woman to do it for him. On the other hand, how intelligent is a woman who goes for a guy who is too stupid to know how to open his own beer can?

Thank you, Coors beer, for confirming my intelligence, and by extension, the superior intelligence of the women I hang out with.

I Was Considering SaskTel For Service Provider, But...

For a while now, I have been considering a change in cell phone service provider. Living in Saskatchewan, and traveling in Saskatchewan, it is important to have the kind of coverage that goes beyond our two major centres. I guess the obvious choice would be SaskTel. Then I watched their latest television commercial.

In it, the older male of the household is portrayed as a buffoon because he did not subscribe to SaskTel Internet. His wife is utterly condescending. The teenage son is disappointed because of his lack of success playing online games, but his stupid father is the one outside cleaning the driveway.

Is it SaskTel's corporate opinion that men with partners and families are essentially stupid man slaves?