Friday, March 07, 2014

Only Stupid Guys Drink Coors, Apparently

I'm glad I don't drink Coors beer. They are running a commercial right now showing that guys who drink their product don't even know how to open a beer can. It takes the intelligence of a woman to do it for him. On the other hand, how intelligent is a woman who goes for a guy who is too stupid to know how to open his own beer can?

Thank you, Coors beer, for confirming my intelligence, and by extension, the superior intelligence of the women I hang out with.

I Was Considering SaskTel For Service Provider, But...

For a while now, I have been considering a change in cell phone service provider. Living in Saskatchewan, and traveling in Saskatchewan, it is important to have the kind of coverage that goes beyond our two major centres. I guess the obvious choice would be SaskTel. Then I watched their latest television commercial.

In it, the older male of the household is portrayed as a buffoon because he did not subscribe to SaskTel Internet. His wife is utterly condescending. The teenage son is disappointed because of his lack of success playing online games, but his stupid father is the one outside cleaning the driveway.

Is it SaskTel's corporate opinion that men with partners and families are essentially stupid man slaves?

Sunday, February 09, 2014

Proctor and Gamble gets the prize for Disgusting Father Hating Ads, and I'm not buying Duracell anymore

It's been a while since I wrote anything, too long maybe, but the TV ads of Proctor and Gamble prompted me to write this.

They really do win the Gold (or should it be Lead?) for the hatred of fathers, and the denial of the role that fathers have in the development and support of their children as athletes. To watch and listen to the ads, only mothers support athletes of Olympic standard; men (fathers) don't count at all. To Proctor and Gamble, only mothers are important; fathers don't exist.

In a way, I can hardly blame the women and athletes for bowing and scraping to these father haters.  I should include all the emasculated fathers for going along with it too. Getting to the Olympics is expensive, so I guess they need the money. They need it so badly that it is worth it to spit publicly on their fathers, and for the fathers, to castrate themselves. I should include the male athletes in that self-castration category. I hope they realize they will be tossed on the trash heap of the worthless male once their Olympic career is over, and they morph into the deadbeats that their fathers are.

As for the Olympic Committee, don't expect them to do anything. They have no principles except those that fill their own pockets.

The world is outraged, and rightly so, about the Russian anti-gay legislation. But there is only silence when a huge corporation tells men and fathers that they don't exist, don't matter, don't support, don't care.

This post may be a little late in the game, but, the next time I need batteries, I'm not buying Duracell, nor will I buy any other product I can identify as Proctor and Gamble.